Monday, May 16, 2011
Upon being flabbergastingly drunk.
Without your support I could not continue, and I want nothing more than to make your experience here the absolute best it can be. I can speak candidly about this because my good friend Jackie D. is telling me it's okay. Because of this, I encourage each and every one of you to share your comments and opinions. They make my day. And in the event of emergency please break glass, fasten seat belts, move in an orderly fashion towards the nearest exits and tell your loved ones how much you love them (otherwise they would not be loved ones!).
I, again, thank everyone who showed concern for me during my time in the hospital and throughout my recovery, which is now officially over, thus the celebratory alcoholism. If there is anything I can do to make your visits here more enjoyable please let me know. Also tell your friends. I do so love an audience (Leo, ya know?).